Thong

a small sexy piece of underwear that girls wear and it attracts men. When a girl bends over, it tends to show out from under her jeans or hipsters. Men love them.

My boyfriend likes to remove my thong during sex.

by Chrstinabelle July 26, 2003

thongslapper

Generally refers to a 4.2 litre (253 ci) Holden engine The exhaust note sounds like 2 thongs (flip flops) being quickly clapped together

The clap clap noise can also be heard coming from people bench racing their mouths

Listen to that ThongSlapper (as a 253 powered Holden drives by)

by Greened June 12, 2019

Thingaling

A temporary noun for use given to tangible or non-tangible, entities, articles, or objects that are real and truly exist, but have not yet been assigned a dedicated noun for use by the Shadow International High Commission on the English Language (SIHCEL)

The commonly used noun, 'thing', is the shortened form of 'thingaling'. In legal, formal, elite, and academic styles, of English, 'thingaling' is used, as opposed the usage of 'thing' by the uneducated, denegerate, lowly working class

That thingaling in my head is keeping me up at nights, distracting me from work, and filling me with stress and visceral fats

Will Ferrell Shakespeare, a 16th century English author, playwright, and all-round boffin, now dead, was the author of the comprehensive treatise on romance and general sociology, still in reference by the boffin community of today, entitled Much Ado About Nothingaling

I ate somethingaling at the corner Mexican restaurant last night, and I can't remember what, but I shat my bed and I'll be spending the week at your apartment

by SecGen-TopBoff-SIHCEL October 6, 2021

Henry Dick Thong

The worst and most dangerous alien/communist every. He also carries a deadly and super contagious.

I hope the FDA can stop Henry Dick Thong and kill him.

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

thong job

When one cannot wait to have sex and just pulls aside the girls thong instead of taking it off, then fucks like rabid bunnies.

After kissing the beautiful blond I met on the beach, she was so hot she just pulled up her skirt and I gave her a thong job.

by Lee June 15, 2004

Thong Bombed

This happens when a woman you don't want to, bends over in front of you showing you her nasty thong.

Man, that nasty Ho just Thong Bombed me.

by Kindlysinful69 November 30, 2014

thongnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a thong bikini bottom or g-string
- thong panties
- thong straps that conspicuously protrude from the waistline of a pair of jeans.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

This technique is more "equal opportunity" than boobnosis or legnosis (which are so DNA dependent) because of the woman's willingness to bare her butt in public. This carries a lot of weight with men.

The butt in question can actually be somewhat flat, large, or even slightly flabby, but these negative characteristics may be somewhat discounted as long as it is uncovered. A very attractive butt, of course, greatly enhances the overall thongnosis effect.

"There were three chicks at the pool party using thongnosis to try and attract guys. However, once they took a long, second look, the thongnosis was dispelled and they were not duped by the subterfuge. I hope those chicks don't become future cougars."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008