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friend third wheel 

Like third wheeling a couple but so much worse because they're not actually in a relationship. You find yourself drifting apart from your best friend as they get a new bff even though they pretend you are still friends and try to keep up the pretence by inviting you with them sometimes. But even when you are with them you feel like they would be happier without you there. You wish your old bff friend would notice how you feel and you would become as good friends as you were before but inside you know that will never happen.
*you, your old bff friend and their new bff are walking together. There talking about plans for next weekend and what they did last weekend; neither of which you were are invited to* I feel like a friend third wheel right now.
friend third wheel by Oggi March 1, 2015

The Third Wheel Test 

A test to see if a guy and a girl are more than just friends. You hang out with them, and if you feel like a third wheel, there is something more going on.
-"Are John and Ashley dating?"
-"They claim to be 'just friends,' but I ran the third wheel test and it came out positive"
The Third Wheel Test by #3'd May 25, 2010

Cyber third-wheel 

Any person who attempts to engage in unwanted electronic conversation (ie. texting, instant messaging, etc.) with another person who is concurrently skyping, texting, or messaging another person. (Especially his or her significant other.)
Velma: Hey, so have you talked to Susan lately?
Tracy: I was on facebook chat with her yesterday, but she was on a skype date with her boyfriend, so she didn't say much.
Velma: God, Tracy, even on the internet, you're still a cyber third-wheel.
Cyber third-wheel by bencoar July 24, 2010

friendship third wheel 

When you are with a friend who is with their other best friend and you get ignored by laughing and giggling and don't fit in.
I went out with my girl last night and got totally friendship third wheeled.

squeaky third wheel 

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.
Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

the third wheel code

Only one rule to being the third wheel and it must be followed to a dime.
1.) You dont speak, unless you have something funny to say. After saying it laugh and then go back to silence
Also: walk ahead, behinde or off to the side never with the couple
Congrats you lonley loser you now know how the tird wheel code works
That was awkward-dude 1
Well next time follow the third wheel code, bro