The act of stealing the pillows from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving their head in an awkward angle so they wake with kinks.
by Pillow Thief March 10, 2011
Get the Pillow Thiefmug. A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.
"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."
by say it as it is January 9, 2015
Get the Salary Thiefmug. by _thememeprophet_ February 27, 2017
Get the chromosome thiefmug. by nigga lova February 14, 2008
Get the nigger thiefmug. Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.
- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.
- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.
by hhumpo May 17, 2011
Get the Erection Thiefmug. Music Thief:
1.) Someone who hears a song on your playlist and catches that you say that it's your favorite song. They soon download the whole album and brag to you about how much they love it.
2.) Someone who listens to the music everyone else is listening to but wants to be "different" so they find a decent band an show all their friends and then that band is ruined because some stupid kid wanted to be different and now a bunch of other stupid kids are ruining it more.
1.) Someone who hears a song on your playlist and catches that you say that it's your favorite song. They soon download the whole album and brag to you about how much they love it.
2.) Someone who listens to the music everyone else is listening to but wants to be "different" so they find a decent band an show all their friends and then that band is ruined because some stupid kid wanted to be different and now a bunch of other stupid kids are ruining it more.
Ex1. Girl With A Good Taste In Music- "This is my favorite song. It's called REDLIGHT DISTRICT by Porcelain and the Tramps."
Music Thief- "Ohh, it sounds cool. I dunno if it's my style or not..."
*3 days later*
"OMG HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW PORCELAIN AND THE TRAMPS ALBUM??? IT'S SO BRUTAL AND HARDCOREEEEE."
Girl With A Good Taste In Music- "Would you shut up and go hang yourself from a ceiling fan? Industrial is NOT brutal. Do you even know what you're saying? Why don't you go ruin someone else's music because I actually LIKE this band, thanks."
Ex2. Stupid kid- "Everyone's listening to Forever The Sickest Kids. I want to be different. There's a shirt at my favoriitee store Hot Topic where all my stupid scene friends shop that says White Chapel. I should listen to them."
Appreciative listener- "NOOO DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME TOO!"
Stupid Kid- "Look at this cool band guys!"
Stupid kid's friends- "Like ohmygawd thats wicked br00tal. Let's be obnoxious and sport these t-shirts around and act like nobody understands or has heard the music we listen to because we are so different."
Appreciative listener- "Shit, now I have to take White Chapel off of my iPod..."
Music Thief- "Ohh, it sounds cool. I dunno if it's my style or not..."
*3 days later*
"OMG HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW PORCELAIN AND THE TRAMPS ALBUM??? IT'S SO BRUTAL AND HARDCOREEEEE."
Girl With A Good Taste In Music- "Would you shut up and go hang yourself from a ceiling fan? Industrial is NOT brutal. Do you even know what you're saying? Why don't you go ruin someone else's music because I actually LIKE this band, thanks."
Ex2. Stupid kid- "Everyone's listening to Forever The Sickest Kids. I want to be different. There's a shirt at my favoriitee store Hot Topic where all my stupid scene friends shop that says White Chapel. I should listen to them."
Appreciative listener- "NOOO DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME TOO!"
Stupid Kid- "Look at this cool band guys!"
Stupid kid's friends- "Like ohmygawd thats wicked br00tal. Let's be obnoxious and sport these t-shirts around and act like nobody understands or has heard the music we listen to because we are so different."
Appreciative listener- "Shit, now I have to take White Chapel off of my iPod..."
by Xeniilove October 12, 2010
Get the Music Thiefmug. A chocolate thief is another name for a homosexual that is sneaky about his actions. He will "steal your chocolate" when ur not looking
by Froste November 29, 2004
Get the Chocolate Thiefmug.