Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.

Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!

by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011

San Francisco telescope

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.

I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.

by BRMedia July 25, 2024

Telescoping

Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.

Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.

by @definitions December 4, 2018

Telescop

Something that goes poc poc when you drive the Aixam and then you see your wheel overtaking you

“Să-mi bag pulan masa telescop”

by Telescopaixamcaterinca2021 November 21, 2021

Kangaroo Telescope

A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.

"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"

by 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝒾𝒶 ♤ April 28, 2024