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roostered

The state in which an individual is drunk, high, and has just eaten a meatball sub.
Let's grab our booze, weed, meatball subs and go get roostered down by the pool!
by beachweekkkk May 31, 2010
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Rooster

The rest of the band members followed the rooster in uniform as they marched the parade.
by Floot February 7, 2012
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roostering

when two girls fuck a gay guy straight; when a girl makes a gay guy happy in his pants and makes him question his sexualtiy
a gay guy saying to his boyfiiend "it was all in the sake of roostering"
by you fucking suck balls November 2, 2008
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rooster

The act of deficating and vomiting simultaneously
"My shit smelled so bad, it made me rooster."
by Superbigtime April 26, 2006
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rooster

romance + sister = rooster
"Have you seen those two lately?" "Yeah, they've got a real bromance going on." "Nah, they're girls. For them it's called a rooster."
by quesocheeseeee December 21, 2012
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Roosters

Jimmy " the roosters r the best"
Mack " yeh the boys"
by cats are gay April 29, 2019
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Roostering

It’s when you sneak your thumb into your target’s asshole. Once it’s up there, the target goes the sound when a rooster crows
Dispatch: What is Roosterin’?
Sheriff: Roostering is when you sneak your thumb into someone’s butt
Deputy: Oh, that’s an old wives’ tale
Dispatch: why is it call Roosterin?
(Sheriff puts his thumb in Deputy’s ass)
Deputy: Cock A Doodle Do!!
(Everyone laughs except for the Deputy)
by Eastbound and down February 24, 2021
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