Somebody who lurks around (usually in the office, school, playground etc) spying on female staff / small children, only surfacing to harass said victims with a disgusting sense of "slickness".
Hedge pests are usually older and very unattractive, often sporting a mustache, missing teeth, scraggly hair, and a pot belly.
Hedge pests are often the target of sexual harassment claims, and would account for a large percentage of all those charged with possessing child pornorgraphy
Hedge pests are usually older and very unattractive, often sporting a mustache, missing teeth, scraggly hair, and a pot belly.
Hedge pests are often the target of sexual harassment claims, and would account for a large percentage of all those charged with possessing child pornorgraphy
"Did you see Phil stroking the back of that hot chick on reception?
Yeah, what a filthy hedge pest"
"Look at that dirty old man spying from the hedges just beyond the playground!
Quick, call the police!"
Yeah, what a filthy hedge pest"
"Look at that dirty old man spying from the hedges just beyond the playground!
Quick, call the police!"
by peacekeeper24 September 21, 2010
Get the hedge pestmug. A person who's mind is filled with filth, Someone who is only after one thing and will try hard at all costs to get it. When refused he will simply turn to the next target
by Hugues_de_Paynes December 19, 2010
Get the Sex Pestmug. Someone who is only after one thing and will try hard at all costs to get it. When refused he/she will turn to chavs/chavettes.
by Chavaliermayteinnit November 23, 2004
Get the sex pestmug. A man who gives women unwanted sexual attention. For instance pulling womens' thongs, staring down their tops or telling them lewd jokes. Will take every opportunity to turn the most innocent of conversations/ situations, into sordid sex fests and who runs around clubs and bars persistantly trying to get laid, irregardless if people have turned them down cold.
by blackrooster69 June 5, 2015
Get the Sex Pestmug. A total pervert who is constantly talking about sexual actions with females either in person or on facebook.
Truffas - Paul are we going town tonight?
Paul D - Yes, we finishing in Ikon?
Truffas - Yeah too right....Is your brother coming out?
Paul D - No mate, he's looking at every photo album of every girl on his friends list.
Truffas - sex pest.
Paul D - Yeah, I bet he'll be in town at 4am ready to pounce on stragglers with his Rohypnol.
Paul D - Yes, we finishing in Ikon?
Truffas - Yeah too right....Is your brother coming out?
Paul D - No mate, he's looking at every photo album of every girl on his friends list.
Truffas - sex pest.
Paul D - Yeah, I bet he'll be in town at 4am ready to pounce on stragglers with his Rohypnol.
by DavCJ19 March 25, 2009
Get the sex pestmug. A drama pest is a human that (often whilst intoxicated) becomes a cheeky pest and incites drama.
This personality trait may be exacerbated by an overindulgence in various substances; the consumption of five bottles of champagne for example.
Drama pests are often caught up in arguments with friends, lovers and strangers or dangerous situations that may cause unnecessary harm, stress and/or anxiety for themselves and others.
This personality trait may be exacerbated by an overindulgence in various substances; the consumption of five bottles of champagne for example.
Drama pests are often caught up in arguments with friends, lovers and strangers or dangerous situations that may cause unnecessary harm, stress and/or anxiety for themselves and others.
Human: "So I visited my ex last night, ended up drinking a lot of wine and got into his bed."
Friend: "Didn't you already tell him you weren't interested?"
Human: "Yes, but..."
Friend (annoyed): "You're such a drama pest! Pull yourself together and some decorum!"
Friend: "Didn't you already tell him you weren't interested?"
Human: "Yes, but..."
Friend (annoyed): "You're such a drama pest! Pull yourself together and some decorum!"
by justaddvodka February 5, 2022
Get the Drama Pestmug. A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.
by pussypest March 30, 2021
Get the Pussy Pestmug.