monkey

An evil creature that inhabits ones closet.

There's an evil monkey in my closet.

by Eilidh May 10, 2004

monkeys

Hella ups...Able to jump high

Damn you see how high he jump...He got monkeys!

by Dat one guy November 12, 2006

Monkey's

From monkey's arse. A more polite way of saying that you don't give a fuck/shit. Often used on television programmes shown before nine.

Hollie: Ruddy Hell! You're such a muppit.
Tom: I don't give a monkey's what you think.

by Lalalaura August 9, 2005

The Monkey

When having sex with a woman, leave a creampie.
He then proceeds to scoop it out and throws it at her face.
This is not dissimilar to the way a monkey throws feces at its fellows.

"Dude I wanna do the monkey sooo bad after Billy did it to Cindy."
"Yea man, Billy is the greatest."

by Brandywine Over the Moon January 13, 2009

monkey

means that your internally a monkey

Roshan is a monkey!

by dity October 25, 2022

Is that a monkey?

A line spoken in Kong: Skull Island- where a helicopter pilot lays eyes on King Kong for the first time.

"Is that a monkey?" -US Air Calvary Pilot

by Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon May 25, 2017

monkey

1. term of endearrment. best when modified by a verb or adjective. can only be applied with love, when no other nick name will do.

2. someone who scampers about frequently.

love monkey; sex monkey; crazy monkey

that Dee Dee, she's such a monkey!

by agent99 December 15, 2002