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Definitions by Lalalaura
Monkey's
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From monkey's
arse
. A more polite way of saying that you
don
't give a fuck/shit. Often used on
television
programmes shown before nine.
Hollie: Ruddy Hell! You're such a muppit.
Tom
: I
don
't give a monkey's what you
think
.
Monkey's
by
Lalalaura
August 9, 2005
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