When at a party or staying as a house guest, turn the host's milk into Half & Half. while no one is looking steal the milk out of the fridge, ejaculate into it, shake it up then place it back in the fridge.
by chris-me-chris January 26, 2009

A beverage made up of half cold beer and half warm urine served to the biggest asshole at a social event after he's bummed every one out.
Dude, after that asshole started in with his superior attitude and kept bragging about the number of foreclosures he's done, Johnny fixed him up with a half and half .
by Vox 19 August 16, 2008

by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger October 15, 2017

by Dakas August 31, 2003

Half regular Wawa Coffee and half Cappacino (reg or vanilla) or one of those carmel or mocha Caps they got now. Removes the need to put cream & sugar in the coffee.
by Becky October 9, 2005

by fifth degree March 3, 2009

As you reach climax while having vaginal heterosexual intercourse you dump half your semen load into the vagina, halfway through ejaculating pull your penis out of the vagina and quickly insert it into the anus where you deposit the rest of your semen load, thus creating the half and half creampie.
Christy :"OMG Mark!!! you feel so good inside me! I want you to come inside my Pussy and Ass! give me that half and half creampie."
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"
by pho0l June 19, 2016
