In the future...
Men will walk naked backwards down the street while sodomizing their cat!
Coincidentally the cat will be his lawfully wedded wife!
Men will walk naked backwards down the street while sodomizing their cat!
Coincidentally the cat will be his lawfully wedded wife!
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Rape will be legal.
It will be legal to rape infants.
Human sacrifices will be made legal.
Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.
Cannibalism will be legal.
Rape will be legal.
It will be legal to rape infants.
Human sacrifices will be made legal.
Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.
Cannibalism will be legal.
by Observer March 19, 2005
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Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.
Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.
Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."
"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"
"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"
"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
by Richard Phillips February 15, 2006
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First used by Mak Bird in Las Vegas, Nevada circa 2006/2007
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