Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)
She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.
by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021
Get the Balkan Retreat mug.

balkan/mediterranean pilled

Realizing that your country in the Balkans/Mediterranean Sea is, in some way or another, considered superior to any other country in the world, even though the economy of your nation may be utter shit.

Other countries attempt to compensate by boasting a better economic status, believing it is their sole means of feeling "better" or "superior" to any Balkan/Mediterranean nation. Consequently, they are destined to forever lack the greatness of a truly civilized and great Balkan/Mediterranean nation.

For these foreigners, it seems that their situation is irreversible, with little they can do to improve their nation, as their history and progress are deemed worthless and insignificant.
Westerners need to realize that their country is worthless as it is not balkan/mediterranean pilled.
by DinaricMF December 31, 2023
Get the balkan/mediterranean pilled mug.

Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.
That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.
by CP85 June 24, 2022
Get the Balkan oil check mug.

Balkan Ballslam

The art of sitting down so fast that your balls clap so loud they reverberate and shake the room.
Ex: "dude I sat down so fast yesterday my balls shook the room it was like a Balkan Ballslam".
by JD_1039 February 22, 2025
Get the Balkan Ballslam mug.

Balkan curse

Most Balkan goes through something traumatic before turning 25. and if not, the trauma is guaranteed before turning 45.
Haris: "I really thought I dodged the curse… until last year. My entire family had to flee after losing our home."
Stefan: "Yeah... mine hit at 21 when I lost my brother. The Balkan curse never misses, man."
by okjlez February 18, 2025
Get the Balkan curse mug.

The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.
Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!
by Masi-Pallo October 06, 2023
Get the The most western Balkan mug.
The word that unlocks the level power of sigma, aura, and rizz. Probably the most skibidi word and THOSE WHO KNOW out there. Used by 8 year olds to get 1000+ aura.
by pseudonym1112 December 11, 2024
Get the WINTER ARC + MANGO + BALKAN RAGE + GERMAN STARE mug.