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Frosty the fucking Snowman

by Frosty69 December 8, 2024
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And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone for being a dick. Usually used in places with snow. It's said when your buddy is being a douche and you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.
by KyreaniS December 31, 2018
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And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone who is being a dick. Usually said in places with snow. Its said when your buddy is being a douche so you put him in his place.
Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.
by KyreaniS December 31, 2018
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Frosty the Snow Man

Doing the Cold Henry, but when you are finished, you leave it in there to let it melt.
Jane thought she had diarrhea, but she rememberd that her boyfriend gave her a Cold Henry earlyer. She then dumped him for not informing her about the Frosty the Snow Man.
by TNTwandy January 30, 2006
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Frosty the SnoWoman

"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.

As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......

The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....

Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....

That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....

Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....

I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....

Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
by #AlexisMason December 20, 2022
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the showman

the ringmaster, leader, big boss, C.E.O., ruler, mr/ms BIG, E.T.C. of a situation; the one whose name is invariably 'on the line', that the 'laws' come to first in the case of a problem!! the main principal potentate!
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
the showman @ that group house next door apparently kicks them all outside to smoke, lets' start calling them 'the hackers'!!

had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!

give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
by michael foolsley July 7, 2011
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Frosty the Snoman

v. When a male with psoriasis is having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position and shakes his skin flakes off his body onto the female.
You should have heard Carter's girlfriend scream when he gave her a Frosty the Snoman last night; She looked like she walked through a blizzard.
by The Original Revolution May 17, 2011
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