satin day

THE GREATEST HOLIDAY CREATED IS HERE! welcome one welcome all! satin day! today we shall celebrate by drawing pentagrams and summoning the great demons of the very fiery depths that we shall meet upon our very demise!

person 1: its satin day you know what that means!
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say

by mrpwes November 01, 2019

satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 12, 2024

someone named satin

Someone with the name Satin.

Satin. Someone named satin and often called fabric by his/her friends and family

by November 16, 2021

Satin

a smooth, glossy fabric that feels good on your penis.

I sneaked into my girlfriends drawers so I can masturbate her satin nightie.

by jacobjohn55 March 10, 2021

satin

The inner most part of an elderly Mexicans asshole.

Pablo's satin itched all day at the nursing home.

by smitty666 July 26, 2018

Satin

Weird ass goofy girl that loves to be with her boyfriend but has very bad temper for being 5'2 so watch out she isn't afraid of what people say about her because is used to being picked on for her name but are also the most caring girl to find she a ride or die.

Damn theirs satin still being herself.

by SatinandJJ May 05, 2022

satin jackets

A lady's pocket, her most private pink part, her "vagine".

"I'm gonna get me some satin jackets tonight"

"She gives her satin jacket up way too easily"

by Geetar Man July 10, 2014