Pearson Procedure

A highly complex medical procedure that details the use of Dora the Explorer band-aids on the patient.

Doctor 1: “Looks like we’ll need to administer an IV”
Doctor 2: “That’s not enough, we’ll have to undertake the Pearson Procedure”

by natove December 31, 2024

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Dwight Pearson

The lit-est dad anyone could ever ask for.

Wow, Dwight Pearson is SO lit.

by dmoney:) August 17, 2017

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This guy can lead a flock of cows like nobody's business, and he can also lead a herd of worms like it nothing. Hes a natural worm farmer obviously and he has won the tree climbing contest 69 years and running.

Guy 1: did u see that guy flock up all the Galapagos.
Guy 2: he must of been pearson

by Mike ox large October 9, 2020

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katie pearson

An original bad boy that loves mashing up the bits on the weekend, she is a girl that knows what she wants and will stop at no ends to get it.

Heard that Katie Pearson bird was mashing up the bits on the weekend getting bare keyed off it.

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pearsonism

The religion of (1)having a twin sister. (2)your sister has a really annoying voice and says cheesy jokes (3)gets yelled at by mr. miller a lot. (4)also see margaretism.

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by Conquistador April 30, 2005

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