1. child, descendent
2. a poser band that thinks they're punk but are not. Punk is more than a music style and the Offspring just ain't got it.
2. a poser band that thinks they're punk but are not. Punk is more than a music style and the Offspring just ain't got it.
1. Drew Barrymore is an offspring of the famous Barrymore acting family.
2. Geek: I'm really punk. I like the Offspring and fucking Green Day.
Punk: Good Lord!
2. Geek: I'm really punk. I like the Offspring and fucking Green Day.
Punk: Good Lord!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2008
Get the offspringmug. (offspring fan):The offspring rules, they are so punk!!!!!
(me):The offspring are pure retardation,pure fucking retardation.
(me):The offspring are pure retardation,pure fucking retardation.
by Jeff ,S May 3, 2005
Get the offspringmug. A son or daughter procreated by a man skeeting into a girls mouth and said girl spits into another girls spread vagina lips.
male: Dayum girl i didnt know you were pregnant?
female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.
male: oh.....
female: yeah.
female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.
male: oh.....
female: yeah.
by ogmudbone69 October 17, 2010
Get the cumswap offspringmug. A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.
by RachRiot July 18, 2011
Get the Offspring Breakmug. a whack ass band that people think are good and need to listen to more music
if u pay attention to the songs they are actually really whack even though they sound good at first
they repeat their titles 500 times each song
if your friend is obsessed with them show them real rock
if u pay attention to the songs they are actually really whack even though they sound good at first
they repeat their titles 500 times each song
if your friend is obsessed with them show them real rock
noobmusicguy:OMG!!! OFFSPRING ROCKS YOUR SOCKS AND ASS AND DICK AND EVERYTHING
coolguy: so they are gay hobo rapists
noob:NOOOO!!! THeY rOCk
cool: i rather listen to justin beiber
even greenday is better than them
noob:noo they are the best i wont listen to thoes fags
cool: wow your gonna go far kid
coolguy: so they are gay hobo rapists
noob:NOOOO!!! THeY rOCk
cool: i rather listen to justin beiber
even greenday is better than them
noob:noo they are the best i wont listen to thoes fags
cool: wow your gonna go far kid
by supermaneatsdick June 28, 2010
Get the offspringmug. A messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents.
Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)
Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)
"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."
by The Extraterrestrial Giraffe August 6, 2014
Get the Human offspringmug. Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.
by tigerlxlly September 7, 2020
Get the Offspring Paradoxmug.