jolt cola

tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix

i need more jolt to wake up and finish this damn definition

by gnizzle September 8, 2004

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009

Jolt Cola

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.

Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.

by G-Union October 30, 2003

Jolt her bones

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

by Jim Inman August 29, 2006

taint jolt

When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...

Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again

by sc121800 November 27, 2014

Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out

Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold

by Doveiscool January 6, 2024

Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun

The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name

by a la w September 21, 2013