Hagrid Inkeep

A massive wad of hair that gets stuck in your ass crack
When I went to wipe my ass I felt a hagrid inkeep
by Mother Malfoy October 11, 2019
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Hagriding

The act of having Hagrid-like hair whilst riding your bike around town with your arms perfectly flexed at a 90 degree angle while simultaneously swinging from one side to the other in order to maintain balance.
Oh WOW! Look at that girl hagriding down the road!
by Mr. Potter Harry September 25, 2018
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PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect
Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original
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Dirty Hagrid

Nut in the shape of a lightning bolt on her forehead and yell "you're a wizard harry"
Ya bro just give her a Dirty Hagrid she'll definitely be into it !
by Sadboi69 February 09, 2017
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Hagrids

individuals whose penis is massive both when flaccid and erect
Megan is one of the Hagrids.
by meganhasafatpp October 13, 2021
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