Hagrid Inkeep

A massive wad of hair that gets stuck in your ass crack

When I went to wipe my ass I felt a hagrid inkeep

by Mother Malfoy October 11, 2019

Hagriding

The act of having Hagrid-like hair whilst riding your bike around town with your arms perfectly flexed at a 90 degree angle while simultaneously swinging from one side to the other in order to maintain balance.

Oh WOW! Look at that girl hagriding down the road!

by Mr. Potter Harry September 25, 2018

Dirty Hagrid

Nut in the shape of a lightning bolt on her forehead and yell "you're a wizard harry"

Ya bro just give her a Dirty Hagrid she'll definitely be into it !

by Sadboi69 February 8, 2017

Hagrids

individuals whose penis is massive both when flaccid and erect

Megan is one of the Hagrids.

by meganhasafatpp October 12, 2021

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Ps1 Hagrid

I simp

fuck yeah it ps1 Hagrid

by Sylveon The Rapper March 2, 2023

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect

Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022