Hagen

A really sweet boy who’s loyalty is unimaginable. His handsomeness will draw you in immediately, his heart will make you stay forever. The bond with a Hagen is as real as it gets. Once you get one, never let him go because he will be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.

I love my Hagen so, so much.

by ILoveYouLongTime333 November 21, 2021

Hagen land

a chode

I want to ride hagen land

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Hagen Schnugel

A plate of Hagen Schnugel is salmon that has been cooked for exactly 67 and of a minute for 471K.

My favourite dinner is that of a plate of Hagen Schnugel

by Hagen Schnugel September 3, 2021

harlem hagen

A little winy bitch with a highly unusual plumbers crack

Harlem Hagen

bitch

by Dick tingles June 22, 2016

Emily Hagen

Means perfect in every and any way

Wow! It’s, Emily Hagen

by ILoveEmily#1 December 28, 2023

Caleb Hagen

A silly goose who loves country music and will probably say he loves you even though he doesn’t really and then block you!!

Either brunette or ginger with a pretty laugh
He will break your heart so stay away

Friend: do you know Caleb Hagen?
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

by Zaynsballz March 8, 2023

king Hagen

The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.

“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!

Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable

by PickleShed December 6, 2023