colloqiual term refferening to the male genitalia derrived form the oddly shaped penis in the art work of Gilbert and George.
by Lonely lamb June 16, 2007
Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.
When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."
by amylynp July 9, 2010
An awesome guy/girl who wanted a new name because the name given was complete shit, their parents thought it would be unique but instead they gave the poor kid was given a misspelled mispronounced never found on a coke bottle name.
Demi : "I hate my name."
Tillee : "I know we'll change your name!"
Demi : " Your right call me Gilbert!"
Tillee : "I know we'll change your name!"
Demi : " Your right call me Gilbert!"
by Gilbertkiddo August 9, 2018
Gilbert can get all the pussy gilbert has the largest cock out of every cock ever (normally over 16 feet long)
by duckyourmom January 12, 2022
A common nickname for kids from Minnesota. Not to be confused with the word Gildo although both go hand in hand. Typically Gilberts cannot pronounce common words like nickel and they often sound like they are saying neckle due to a Northern accent.
Kenny: Gilbert can I borrow a nickel for the pop machine?
Gilbert: Sure mate, I have a neckle I can spare. Let me go in my pocket and get you one.
Gilbert: Sure mate, I have a neckle I can spare. Let me go in my pocket and get you one.
by madduxsp April 16, 2009
The wackest guy there is. The name Gilbert is derived from the word Wack. A Gilbert is known to function on nothing but wackness, wild gilberts love to pray on defenseless wacks in the wild. Also a Gilbert cannot function with being wack. Gilberts are very commonly known for being wack from head to toe. It had been said that all of the world's wackness is overflow that radiates off of Gilbert from being too wack.
Look at that Gilbert he is so wack.
by Pacs9228 May 2, 2018
by a person 1 December 12, 2008