An unspoken law for men to abide by, they cannot go first through a door or do any action when there is a lady present. After the lady has gone, the gentleman follow.
Female 1: oh it’s ok go ahead
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.
Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.
Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.
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Bob: What’s going on with Pook? He cool with all this?
Joe: Yeah, we’ve got a gentleman’s agreement.
Bob: A gentleman’s agreement… meaning what, exactly?
Joe: We both date her. We both look out for her.
Bob: So he knows you’re sleeping with her?
Joe: Not exactly.
Bob: Then what agreement is this?
Joe: the gentleman‘s agreement is more of unspoken kind. Mostly spoken by me.
Joe: Yeah, we’ve got a gentleman’s agreement.
Bob: A gentleman’s agreement… meaning what, exactly?
Joe: We both date her. We both look out for her.
Bob: So he knows you’re sleeping with her?
Joe: Not exactly.
Bob: Then what agreement is this?
Joe: the gentleman‘s agreement is more of unspoken kind. Mostly spoken by me.
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