deuce

1.slang for the number 2
2.feces
3.an exclamation, popularized by cartoon character Stewie Griffin from popular TV series "Family Guy"
4.a 2 in poker lingo

"I'm goign to drop a deuce in your toilet, OK?"

"What the deuce?!"

"I got a pair of deuces."

by Squishmanchu February 26, 2006

Deuces

The act of holding your peace sign fingers sideways while simultaneously saying "deuces" to another individual. It can be meant as both a friendly and unfriendly way of saying goodbye or peace out to someone else.

Friendly way; Mark threw up deuces while leaving the epic party last night.

Unfriendly way; Jake threw up some deuces when he peeled out of Kyle's moms driveway after he left there with Hulk Hands!

by ROBOCHAD August 10, 2012

deuce deuce

22oz bottle of yuengling, lager's first name.

Friend 1: dude should we get a case of deuce deuces?
Friend 2: of course.

by Lager, Yuengling Lager March 26, 2009

Deuce

Deuce = Number 2
Do the math people.

I'm gonna drop a deuce in your mouth.

by Shamen September 2, 2003

deuce

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and chunk deuce

I'm out, deuce.

by basebasebase January 17, 2004

deuce deuce

a gun homes its a mothafuckin 22.

it was made by a gun manufacturur

i shot that bitch nigga in the head with my deuce deuce now his ass aint sayin shit no mo

rest in piss Rico g from tha La Razak

by Leprakhan of Tha ALMIGHTY LATIN KING NATION April 18, 2005

Deuce

(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat

(verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.
(noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.
(past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003