The Breakfast Fuck

You fuck someone (male or female) in the ass while eating waffles off their back.

"I totally wanna bring that girl home and do the Breakfast Fuck with her"

by mcbutts October 14, 2009

All The Breads Gone

It means something is utterly pointless or something is not worth doing.
Most likely to be said by someone incredibly stupid.

Glenn: should we rub our face in poo?
Tom: all the breads gone

by Bishhhhh February 19, 2009

The Breaking Bad method

The act of inviting a girl into your home to get laid by watching Breaking Bad. Step 1: watching the 1st episode. Step 2: about 20 mintues into the 2nd episode, move closer to her. Step 3: once the 3rd episode starts, insert your penis into her vagina. Your welcome.

Wow dude! I just pulled of the Breaking Bad method last Light! She was totally blown away!

by Joseph the smartass February 8, 2018

The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

the break up

when you want to break up with your boyfriend, but dont know how, give him a hand job. and when he jizzes, slap it on his face and tell him you're done.

i performed "the break up" with my ex boyfriend because i didnt know how else to do it

by schroeder6 July 8, 2009

off the break

basically means "on the spot" or "right then and there"..

young i got pulled over.. i just told that cop right off the break that i'd been drinkin n shit.

by deftoned February 9, 2006

Tripping the Breaker

Without any embellishments, the girl places the guy's penis in her mouth. Then as clearly as possible she says a disturbing or entertaining movie quote. After which she simply removes the penis.

Tripping the Breaker: For a guy about to go off for army training. Place his penis in your mouth. Say, "Only two things come from Texas, boy, steers and queers, and I don't see no horns on you." (Best if you're in Texas.)

by Demona09 March 10, 2009