the birds and the bees

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens

"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"

by Steph October 13, 2003

The birds and the bees

The non-embarrassing way of teaching your children about sex. The bee (male) and the bird (female.)

I think its time to tell you about the birds and the bees, sweetie.

by TellAnyoneTellEveryone November 23, 2010

Shoo the birds

(verb)- When females in a group purposely ditch the males so they can go have sex with each other.

"Hey Kate, you look so hot tonight! Lets shoo the birds and go back to my place!" says a very horny Veronika.

by screaming creamer May 25, 2009

I just want to shit with the birds

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

by Regicidal October 31, 2013

Letting The Birds Out

To let the birds out on someone is an action which signifies that what the person has just done or said was a huge wreck. It is done by crossing your arms and linking your hands at the thumbs, flapping the remaining fingers like a birds wings. The action is to be accompanied by the sound: "hmmmmmm", as well as erratic flapping and head-bobbing to your desire.

Letting The Birds Out can also be conducted in a partnership, or a large group, all simultaneously letting the birds out on one persons morale.

"Isaak that was a shit joke, i'm gonna let the birds out"

Isaak: "(insert lame joke)
Dave & Rusty: "hmmmm hmmmm" (Letting The Birds Out)

by dave_lfc September 9, 2008

Feed the Birds

Okay you're walking and eating something you can't throw out. Instead of just littering, crumble it up and "feed the birds"

There's no garbage cans here. oh well. When I'm done with this burger I'll just feed the birds.

by Necryn June 2, 2015

the birds and the bees

if you really must ask, i really think you don't deserve to know.
oh what the hell.

this phrase is used to discribe the act of a male inserting the male's genitalia into the golden zone of a women, the vagina.
there i did it for you guys, happy?

by fiction diction October 13, 2003