When you're on a boat using the bathroom, and the waves are so fierce that the water from the toilet comes up and gets in your butthole.
by CLarry2 May 25, 2017
Get the Nantucket Bidetmug. The traditional bidet anal cleansing device modified to dispense milk for the times when water just wont cut it.
"I just sprayed some serious mud after eating all that Chipotle and my asshole is burning something fierce... Double ply TP just wont do, I need some moisture but water will just spread the sting around... I need... a Milk Bidet!
by Long John Shaft September 28, 2011
Get the Milk Bidetmug. by marblecakealsothegame13 October 3, 2018
Get the American Bidetmug. by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011
Get the Dirty Bidetmug. When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly
by P-kanus October 30, 2016
Get the Southern bidetmug. When a women straddles the toilet taking an enormous hot log while her gentleman friend urinates powerfully into her asshole removing any remaining fecal matter, like a bidet toilet.
My girlfriend indulged in an huge smothered green chile burrito and I had to give her a urine bidet to clean that nasty stank out.
by Anal Exploder May 7, 2010
Get the Urine Bidetmug. Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
by Dave June 19, 2004
Get the shit in the bidetmug.