Shit the Bed

The 2016-2017 Minnesota Vikings, who started out 5-0 and ended 8-8.

The Minnesota Vikigs really shit the bed this year.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 2, 2017

Shit the bed

A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.

The Canadian 2011 Junior hockey team shit the bed in the third period against the Russians.

by jrott January 6, 2011

stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

Shit in the bed

Amber Herd

Amber Herd took a shit in the bed, she is a dumb bitch

by Captain_solo192 April 22, 2022

fixing the bed

A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them

get out your Father is Fixing the Bed

Travis walked in on Terry and Julie Fixing the Bed

by bed fixe December 5, 2017

crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.

"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."

by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006

Horse Head in the Bed

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.

Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.

by jeffye September 10, 2011