banner ads

Stupid annoying bastards that flash and glow vapidly in the furthest outreach of most websites, frequenting porno sites the most; these will try and get you to buy something stoopid and pointless or join a stoopid and pointless club in order to buy something stoopid and pointless.

Those disco lookin' banner ads are REALLY getting on my nerves. I think I'll throw my monitor out the window now.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003

carry the banner

1)Taking a long walk on the streets...
2)An album (originally an EP) by 'Pinhead Gunpowder' - Billie Joe Armstrong's (lead guitarist and singer from Green Day) side band.

I'm going to carry the banner for a while

by LydiaR December 18, 2006

Banner off

To go away. To be told to make yourself absent, or disappear from view.

"Daaaaaad, can I have 20p for the icecream maaaan?"
"No you can't, banner off, I'm watching Bullseye on the telly"

by MrG0d January 8, 2009

banner ads

Images on the internet in the shape of a long rectangle, they are advertisements than link to other websites.

Punch the Monkey Ads.

by Chad July 8, 2003

bullshit banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.

Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.

by Government Glasses November 9, 2020

neck banner

Colorful scarf worn by men who won't admit to wearing a scarf.

The soccer fan wore proudly his neck banner in support of his team.

by bloodbooger June 20, 2014

Bullshit Banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.

Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.

by Government Glasses November 9, 2020