Allen

An old man

He's such an Allen... I'm kinda into it

by Seymorememes October 3, 2018

Allen

a fucking autist that has no social skills and never goes outside

Dude your such allen stfu i go outside

by Rapadexa April 28, 2020

Allen

Couldn’t even get an ace

Did you know allen? He was a legend but couldn’t get that last ace fam

by numblord September 4, 2018

allen

a little boy who will never grow up. he will continue to put people down and just shrug along for the rest of his life. he has no future, no hope of any sort of happiness. he will waste his life, alone, with only a bunch of cats and some really shitty weed, and no one will even miss him.

you: hey man, whats the answer to some question I have?
allen: youre the dumbest bitch ever. I dont want to talk to you. leave me the fuck alone.
you: whoa man. calm down.

allen: blahueeukxmn f2xiuhnqihrc!

(allen goes home and cries himself to sleep because he is such a huge loser)

by rabbitfeetandlizards October 14, 2011

Allen

A tiny japanese kid, also known as a 'Dawson' in some circles. he is a ninja with cock juggling.

"OMG IT'S SOOO FAST, IT'S LIKE 3 OR 4 SECONDS THEN IT'S GONE! - Allen

by Reuben W January 1, 2012

Allen

A little man with a little penis. Allen seems very confused about life. Allen gets no hoes and loves sucking fat cocks. Fuck off Allen.

Allen why is your penis so small you bitch

by Allen01 September 12, 2017

Allen

A genuinely nice person but a pussy ass bitch

fuck allen

by MonaldDcRonald April 30, 2020