textil dysfunction

Much similar to erectile dysfunction except it only occurred over text

My boyfriend is no fun over text, it's like he has textil dysfunction or something

by Jose Hernendes April 30, 2016

banana texte is marvellous

A phrase expressing that you like how you can text on the banana phone.

The banana phone is very good, banana texte is marvellous!

by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023

banana texte is marvellous

A phrase indicating that you like how you can send text messages on the banana phone.

I like the banana phone, banana texte is marvellous!

by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023

banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.

I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!

by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023

put in my textice

using a text message to let your supervisor know that you are quitting your job

Bob: Did you meet with your boss and tell him that you are quitting?

Joe: No I couldn't face him in person, so I just put in my textice.

by Rosesarered42 August 4, 2009