Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

testi cancer

When something happens to your balls and then they hurt

Aled has it

E.g Aled has testi cancer cause he pulled his trousers up too high now his willy hurts

by Mathew gray gubler April 21, 2021

Testy festy

A possible nickname for an orgy. Can also be used in a more formal way; testicle festival.

That party last night sure was a testy festy

by krusont September 29, 2021

testie tap

getting hit in both balls

josh pissed me off so i testie tapped him

by fat knockers April 29, 2022

testie-blowout

The distinctive crack in a boy/man's voice when talking. Usually during the period while the voice is breaking.

sound

by monk November 07, 2003

Zesty Testies

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"

by play pen is fun May 23, 2005

big testie

The most famous sandwich from Mc DO

- One big testie, please!
- Drink?
- A large cock!

by MisterDoodieMan September 19, 2006