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Teresa

a girl that everyone seems to like but is actually really bitchy and fake as hell. She seems to have it all-- good grades, friendly personality, money-- but all she does is manipulate people into giving her what she wants. She also steals the guy she knows you have your eye on.

It turns out that lots of people pretend to like her but secretly hate her (for good reason...)
Teresa is really superficial, don't you think?

I try to like Teresa but I can't really bring myself to like fake people.
by ineedtogetmyrageoutsomehow October 28, 2017
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teresa

A bodacious beauty with full lips, luscious locks and dark mysterious eyes.
Most Teresas are sensitive, caring listeners, but they also have their mischievous, fun-loving sides.
A great girl that any one would be lucky to have as a friend or special someone.
"So what's your new girlfriend's name, bro?"
"Her name's Teresa"
"Damn, she must be a looker."
"Hands off, she's mine!"
by Lizzel October 19, 2008
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teresa

when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.
stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...

stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.

stoner 1: TERESA!!!
by sof-tron June 18, 2011
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teresa

THUNDERCUNT that thinks smart good looking guys are fucktards
Teresa is such a thundercunt!
by FUCKTARTED October 1, 2017
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teresa

A white girl who thinks that she is a "G" when in reality she is a cheap whore who lets herself be moterboated in the back of a pickup truck ...
"Damn girl, i can't believe you were such a teresa last night with that dirty red neck from the club."
by Jak ... January 2, 2009
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Teresaed

When after a short period of dating you lose total interest in someone and just drop them like a sack of potatoes.
Anthony wasn't a fan of washing his hands and was Teresaed after only dating two weeks.
by suhweetT November 1, 2013
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Maria Teresa

Sexy as hell! Curvy, vivacious, intelligent and unforgettable. lover of all things, sometimes to a fault. She'll give you the shirt off her back, but don't cross her, she's an ally you'd hate to lose.
Maria Teresa is fine as fuuuuuck
by Palmer00 December 21, 2016
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