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Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month
My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket
by Boner guy March 21, 2019
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Temperley

A Man who is never wrong and even when proven wrong will never admit it.
That Ginger cunt will never admit to being wrong, he’s such a Temperley.
by DannyBurrito March 22, 2020
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Garage Temperature

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.
Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?

Will: Yeah man

Alex: Alright, I'll be right back

Will: Why are you going out there?

Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!
by rockgod78 October 21, 2010
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What’s the Temperature of Pi?

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.
Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.
by Fasters December 19, 2021
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assume room temperature

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011
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Temer

Miguel temers cada dia
by J.C.3. March 31, 2009
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temerity

(noun) Daring to tread where others fear to.
She had the temerity to challenge her superior
by JamesCT May 8, 2006
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