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tee tee tail

the penis.
a polite and nonoffensive euphimism for the male part.
given this name as it is the appendage which most closely resembles a tail, and is used in urination, also called tee tee (verb form).
1. lets undo that diiirrrty diaper and clean you up. oop oop little baby, that's just mama washing your tee tee tail. nowwww, doesnt that feel better?
2. (spoken to a little brother) quit playing with your tee tee tail, if mom sees you, she'll spank your little bottom.
by dr. roland james nesbaum III October 19, 2005
mugGet the tee tee tailmug.

Tee Dub

Nick name for a broker (usually in the weed/trim game or cbd) that chases unicorns and can't ever close a deal. The Tee Dub usually blows you up all the time about some huge deal he's on the verge of closing worth millions he's going to cut you in on.
TEE DUB is short for TW which is short for time waster.
TEE DUB: "Hey Bro I got a guy who needs 1000 kilos/liters a week of distillate and isolate! This deals worth millions! Can you help me source it and I'll cut you in.?"
by Butthooks June 7, 2019
mugGet the Tee Dubmug.

Adam Tee

Adam Tee is the worst golfer of all time. Because he is so much better at swimming, calisthenics, Michael Phelphs-ing, and overall being a nice guy. But his gains aren't better than Daniel Isaac.
Dayum son! You play golf better than Adam Tee!

fail no gains
by SmoothBrownChocolate July 23, 2017
mugGet the Adam Teemug.

dego tee

usually white in color, a dego tee, or 'wife-beater' is a sleeveless corduroy tank top commonly made of cotton and typically low in cost.
Mario wore his dego tee to town on the hot day.
by kid_AT_littleItaly August 19, 2011
mugGet the dego teemug.

snorg tees

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.
Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."
by Mickey W. May 21, 2008
mugGet the snorg teesmug.

crisp tee

Plain tee-shirt.

Usally white, with no markings.
Jay-Z, Dear Summer;

For we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees.

"Bro you look fresh in yo crisp tee."
by B.Pre October 26, 2005
mugGet the crisp teemug.

Tee Grizzley

A up-and-coming rapper from the West Side of Detroit who is best known for his hit single "First Day Out."
Person 1: vro you heard first day out before?
Person 2: yea b tee grizzley slaps hard
by Mi 313 April 6, 2017
mugGet the Tee Grizzleymug.

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