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technovidual

n; person who thinks that their unique combination of homogenius accessories marks them as an individual. Also see unividual
Every technovidual on the street has a cell phone, PDA that makes them special.
by Billo June 22, 2004
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technoidiot

one who is not only a technophobe, but when confronted with technology, has no idea how to operate it or how to figure it out.
bill realized that mary was a technoidiot after he bought her a new blackberry and she could never check the voice mail.

aunt thelma has prooved her technoidiotness after being unable to move the mouse on the screen.
by chrisfarleysuperhero December 20, 2008
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technoise

When uber-nerds' voice gets all high and they start talking about techie shit that nobody understands.
I almost fell out when noob started blowin all that technoise out his hole.

When I asked how to turn on the computer, he came back at me with all this technoise.
by Shawn Solomon January 5, 2009
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technotimidation

The change that occurs to a malfunctioning piece of electronic a few moments before someone with technical ability arrives.
Im so glad your here, the issue is ....huh! its working now. It must be technotimidation
by cucuilin November 23, 2010
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Technoliday

v. Taking a break from your communication devices and technology. n. the state of or time period in which one is unavailable by electronic communication or has vowed not to use such devices.
This Lent I'm taking a technoliday, which pretty much means everyone will treat me like a lepper or pariah.
by jeremouse March 30, 2011
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technotwerp

A person who prides him/herself on his/her supposedly extensive knowledge of advanced technology, especially computer-related technology; however, possesses little practical understanding regarding day-to-day essentials. Includes persons who use technology to allay a repressed inferiority complex.
Okay, so your computers are down. Let me write down my information so you can enter it later. Do you have a pen handy? Or, don't you technotwerps even know what a pen is?

Bill Gates had better not ever come out with TimeTravel for Windows. Today's technotwerps wouldn't last 5 minutes in the 19th century.

That IT guy and the jagoff who hired him are such morons. They monitor our desktops looking for dirt, and they think we don't know that. What a couple of technotwerps!
by Gasteroide April 26, 2011
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technocidal

homicide for technology; wanting to kill a piece of electrical equipment
"this piece of crap phone is making me feel technocidal!"
by oojamaflip December 4, 2013
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