Teat

Someone who is somehow unable to hit the shuttlecock with their badminton racket properly and always somehow ends up hitting it with the frame.

Dammit, I've hit the frame again for the eighth time, I'm a teat.

by ZrxTeamGreen June 24, 2021

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by CJStopidian September 30, 2023

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Verb

Colloquilism in climbing or parkour

To properly test the quality or stability of a hand hold or the stability of a structural component of a building

Analogous to feeling the shape and/or firmness of an erect nipple

"you gotta properly teat your handhold s to see if you can get a good grip on the shelf"

"if you don't teat your parkour run beforehand you might end up falling on a loose brick"

by mrmiow May 26, 2022

Milking the yellow teats

Squeezing spots, popping zits

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

Sucking the orange teat

Getting drunk on mimosas.

Tre has been sucking the orange teat kinda hard today... is he okay?

by Mr. McDude-Fellow February 29, 2020

hippy teat

I hippy type mother who isn’t afraid to breast feed her baby at an airport in front of everyone

Take momma’s hippy teat and suckle because momma can feel the milk in there

by The Nashville Spreadator April 27, 2019

Teat tugging

Firmly grabbing a female/males teats and giving them a firm yet sensual tug.

“Damn those MILFS tits are huge! Def could get a good teat tugging tonight.”

by Oshamis May 17, 2021