Side Teats

Like "Side Boob" but seen on an overweight girl who shouldn't be wearing a top like that and her rolls create the multi-boob effect.

"She bent over and I saw way too much side teats"

by 81-K March 4, 2016

Kansas teat

when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.

My wife gave me a Kansas teat last night she woke up with a stinky nose

by galekbruh January 12, 2023

teat

Verb

Colloquilism in climbing or parkour

To properly test the quality or stability of a hand hold or the stability of a structural component of a building

Analogous to feeling the shape and/or firmness of an erect nipple

"you gotta properly teat your handhold s to see if you can get a good grip on the shelf"

"if you don't teat your parkour run beforehand you might end up falling on a loose brick"

by mrmiow May 26, 2022

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by CJStopidian September 30, 2023

Teat tugging

Firmly grabbing a female/males teats and giving them a firm yet sensual tug.

“Damn those MILFS tits are huge! Def could get a good teat tugging tonight.”

by Oshamis May 17, 2021

Teat

Someone who is somehow unable to hit the shuttlecock with their badminton racket properly and always somehow ends up hitting it with the frame.

Dammit, I've hit the frame again for the eighth time, I'm a teat.

by ZrxTeamGreen June 24, 2021

Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012