Tatty Water

(N) The non-seminal fluid which accompanies semen during ejaculation. Men who have undergone a vasectomy on ejaculation only produce this fluid on its own.

Grandpa: I remember when I was young and my spunk used to be like shooting wax darts, but then the wife made me have a vasectomy and now it's just fuckin tatty water.

by WildBeast88 November 9, 2010

tatty bojangle

A euphemism for boob. First used by Russel Howard on the UK television show, Mock the Week.

"That girl has some lovely tatty bojangles."

"I would like to feel your tatty bojangles."

by Esinsiefil September 20, 2009

tattie muncher

term used, particularly by the Scottish and Glasgow Rangers fans to describe the Irish and Celtic fans as they're world renouned for stealing our potatos!

Get tae fuck ya tattie munchin', fenian bastart!

Fuckin' tattie muncher!

by Alex Brown June 29, 2006

tattie picker

person of low education and poor personal hygene and questionable parentage with little or no connection to ireland who only attends chaple at weddings funerals christenings etc but claims to be of the roman catholic faith who in someway feels an attachment to all things irish and green

tattie picker

by The Bunnet January 20, 2009

Tattie arse

When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.

Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.

by See mack October 7, 2020

tattie wit

scottish slang for breaking silences wit potato slang

"guess wit?"
"i duno, wit?"
"TATTIE WIT!"

by kings_1 February 5, 2010

neeps and tatties

Scottish word for potatoes and swede. Often the side dish for haggis.

Yeah, fire on some neeps and tatties with that haggis.

by phospheris January 25, 2009