Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.

Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...

by DarkSock September 7, 2007

Double-Tapered Shit

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

by KC Fan January 14, 2009

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.

George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder

by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011

low taper

When a person you know has a real good haircut and often is a fade on the side of their hair.

Homie 1:“Bro the youtuber named NINJA just got a Low Taper Fade!”
Homie 2:”Oh for real I had no idea!”

by Colt Looks Sigma February 8, 2024

Taper Fade

It's when you get piece of tape and tape your dick fully shaved.

Yeah I work at a restaurant called Shenanigans and some guys that usually play a pretty messed up "game" got me with the damn taper fade. Was honestly more socked then anything

by anonymous November 25, 2023

low taper fade

A low taper fade is when someone has a haircut similar to ninja (richard tyler blevins) next time you need a haircut, ask for a low taper fade

Imagine if ninja got a low taper fade
You should get a low taper fade

by richard tyler ninja blevins May 13, 2024