The Toronto tandem jump is a sexual act performed during a threesome that involves two males and one female. The smaller male of the two allows the larger male to penetrate his anus, and then proceed to lift him up and fuck him into the girl.
Dude last night I got the best of both worlds when we did the Toronto Tandem jump.
A penis and a vagina? You must have been lost in a carnal nirvana.
Ya and he made us both bleed.
A penis and a vagina? You must have been lost in a carnal nirvana.
Ya and he made us both bleed.
by The Michelan Man January 8, 2009
Get the The Toronto Tandem Jumpmug. Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
by Bumfluff June 25, 2014
Get the nullagine tandem cowboy shitwankmug. A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?
Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...
Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...
Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
by p5yclone June 6, 2011
Get the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephantmug. helcuptr
by helcuptr August 3, 2023
Get the Boeing CH-47 Chinook Tandem-Rotor Heavy Lift Helicoptermug. The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.
Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.
by Weird Furry Fucker March 2, 2021
Get the Missouri Tandemmug. by Emmuhuh January 18, 2025
Get the Tandemmug. “Hey Tyler you wanna ride the tandem guysicle? “
“Yes, sure do !”
“Does it have a suck start feature?”
“Yes, sure do !”
“Does it have a suck start feature?”
by Nsherm October 4, 2025
Get the tandem guysiclemug.