Tarbotton

Tarbotton, adj. The elite gene pool that is in high demand.

I'm a Tarbotton, your argument is now invalid.

by NomNomZombies October 12, 2010

Talbott

Usually a ginger. Doesn't know how to speak their mind or share their feelings. Is usually intelligent, good looking and good at sports. Is socially awkward when it comes to talking to girls. A pro at making excuses and beating around the bush. Tries to make everything as difficult as possible so it becomes impossible. Can't seem to get over their ex's. Only likes ratchet girls.

Guy 1: "See that ginger over there?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's definitely a Talbott"

Girl 1: "He keeps making up excuses not to hang out with me"
Girl 2: "Don't waste your time, he's such a Talbott"

by SpeaksTheTruth July 22, 2012

Talbonator

For a male to get tea-bagged then take a dump on the tea-baggibg females forehead during the act.

Hey man, what you get yourself upto last night?

Ah met this girl, we wined and dine...then i gave her the talbonator!

Ohhh yeah baby!!!

by Hayley Rowe December 7, 2006

Talboting

wiggling a penis on calder

I love talboting calder...

by talbot999999999 May 17, 2023

Talcott

Bitch

Hunter is a talcott

by Unknown unforgotten August 11, 2019

talvot

A popular trickshotter with incredible toes.

Talvot, let’s see those feet!

by anonymous April 8, 2022

talbtm

It’s an abbreviation for They all look better than me

Her: good I don’t like you anyways I talk to other dudes any way.

You: do talbtm

by Blustillikesalexa November 9, 2022