acid tail

The stinging, burning sensation you get in the very corner of your raw asshole after a spicy, fiery diarrhea session.

"Owwwww, bro. Juarez's bean and cheese burrito gave me fucking acid tail."

by Markilla February 4, 2008

Hot Tail Pipe

a verb The insertion of one's finger into another one's bungster at the moment of peak. The object is to heighten the experience. Best if done by surprise. Sometimes the act works in reverse.

Carol hot tail piped Phil as he shot a load on her doll collection.

Carol's finger expertly hot tail piped Phil as he ejaculated onto her forehead.

by Mudshark February 13, 2008

fairy tail

A relatively new anime that has become popular due to its great humor and action sequences.

Fairy Tail will probably one day become as popular as FMA, Naruto, Bleach, and even One Piece. fairy tail has also recieved good reviews from critics.

by Anime Viewer July 10, 2011

brown tail

The little string of poo that is half in your butt and half out after going #2. Usually caused by premature clinching of the ass muscles before everything is completely evacuated. It resembles as small brown tail, especially when you "wag" it trying to get it to fall off. Leads to skid marks, dingleberries, and excessive wiping.

Hal: "Dude, I took a massive dump about 2 feet long, but was left with a brown tail."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."

by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

by A^C July 27, 2006

tail strike

When you take a poo that is so long that it hits your butt because it ran out of room in the toilet

I had another tail strike incident today after I took a 20 incher at work

by eddietaps78 June 4, 2015

Salmon Tail

The act of slapping the inner thighs of another person rapidly with one hand, imitating the motion of a salmon's tail swimming up-stream.

"I was standing at the bar, sipping my drink, keeping my cool, when I suddenly got salmon-tailed and was no longer able to maintain a stoic composure."

"There is nothing that breaks the ice better than giving a salmon tail"

by joojy-poojy June 8, 2012