When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.
Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
by RayRay H. September 22, 2021
by ertzbag December 28, 2016
Getting head while taking a shit with a huge traffic cone gaping your ass, instead of into a toilet.
by Rfid January 10, 2017
by Kenny G13 January 14, 2021
A Blumpkin costing more than a thousand dollars. Immediately afterward the man must tell the woman that she is fired and send her on her way.
by Snazzleboo January 22, 2009
This is a fun game in which legal American citizens grab pumpkins carved with angry faces and toss them at illegals. The Trumpkins must have a candle inside to capture the bright orange glow of Donald J. Trump. This game is usually played around the time of Halloween when there is a large supply of Trumpkins around.
by CrowleyCorp July 19, 2016
Hey give me a Donald Trumpkin before I tell your sister about that time you stole her hair clip.
or
Hey you need a new hairstyle, How about I give you a Donald Trumpkin?
or
Hey you need a new hairstyle, How about I give you a Donald Trumpkin?
by MikeJones1212 June 24, 2009