treat williams

This phrase has various meanings,depending on the situation. Originated mainly from the underrated cult-classic, "Things to do in Denver when you're dead".

1) Devour feces for little or no cash, or the sheer fun of it.
2) Urinate in a plastic keg because of paranoid delusions.
3) Have absolutely nothing to do with anything, therefore being omnipresent.
4) Being a national hero and being forgotten in the next few seconds.

1) "Man, did you pull a Treat Williams for 25 bucks last night?"
-" It was nothing dude. Easiest money I've ever made. Tasted a bit spongy though."

2) "What the hell are you doing,Jimmy?"
-"I'm Treat Williamsing in a plastic keg without any apparent reason, do you mind?!"

3) "Here's a pool dive I nicknamed Treat Williams."
( slips and falls into the pool )
-"Dude,what the fuck did that have to do with Treat Williams?!"
" It didn't have anything to do with him. Nothing has anything to do with T.W. He's the Nothing man."
-" That's some weird shit."

4) "Hey Mike,did you hear about Treat Williams saving New York from the communist shit rebellion?! It was awesome!"
-"Who did what?"
"No idea,I didn't say anything."
-"Oh,ok. Let's go hang out at the mall then."

by Vladimir Vojvodic March 28, 2008

treat out

To take advantage of an offer or good opportunity

Are you going to treat out on the free buffet dude?

by dinch January 13, 2008

treat her right

To treat a female with genuine respect and kindness so that she will eventually want to fuck you.

Tyler: "Dude Natalie is so hot, but her boyfriend is such an asshole."
Russell: "Yeah I know dude. If I was her boyfriend, I would treat her right."

by savvysandwichmaker11 February 4, 2020

Treat Williams

Verb. The action of peeing into a bottle when it is not at all necessary. Taken from the actions of B-Movie and A+ television star Treat Williams in the film "Things to do in Denver When Your Dead"

"I have to Treat Williams, hand me that Kahlua bottle."
"James, did you Treat Williams again?"

by Swiz December 1, 2005

treat her like a prostitute

The title of a Slick Rick song, the phrase was coined by Ricky D himself, used to describe the reluctance men should take toward women when getting involved with them. After the popularity of Rick's song with the same title, this phrase became popular.

"Treat her like a prostitute, don't treat the girly well until you're sure it's sweet." -Slick Rick, "Treat Her Like a Prostitute"

by The Boston Rag February 27, 2005

Treat yo ass

Putting someone in place when they have you fucked up

On my life Ima treat yo ass if you make one more dumb ass remark.

by Jaz1984 November 30, 2016

Treat Your Beet

The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.

Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!

by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011