Toobin

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.

“What’s up brah?!”

“Not much just Toobin it”

by No.1_2U October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

toobin'

jerkin off on a zoom call when you think your camera is off

Jeffrey Toobin, an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker, got caught toobin'.

by waltereichmann October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you get caught jacking off during a Zoom call.

On today's Zoom call "election stimulation" we overserved our team member Jeffrey pulling a Toobin. He claimed his "big guy" was pulling a little to far left and he was working hard to straighten it before the election.

by Dick Champion October 19, 2020

toobin

pleasuring yourself during a Zoom meeting

“Jeffrey was toobin during the zoom call!”; Toobin during a 5 minute Zoom call can be a real challenge; “He forgot to put the black tape on the camera when he was toobin!”

by Chuggachamp October 20, 2020

Toobin

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting.

Fuck! Did you hear Jeffery got caught Toobin on the Zoom call? Had his dick out and thought no one could see him.

by Danglicious October 20, 2020

Toobin

To jack off while on a professional Zoom meeting.

Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.

by Defortis October 20, 2020