Toobin

To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling

With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin

1. Verb. Any nonconsensual indecent exposure through a live virtual meeting, usually with multiple people.

2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.

1. I hate them, they toobined the DnD meeting last night.

2. He took his toobin out!

by MyFirtUsernsmWasTaken November 11, 2020

Toobin'

Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.

My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.

by daveobot November 13, 2020

Toobin

To jack off while on a professional Zoom meeting.

Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.

by Defortis October 20, 2020

toobin

pleasuring yourself during a Zoom meeting

“Jeffrey was toobin during the zoom call!”; Toobin during a 5 minute Zoom call can be a real challenge; “He forgot to put the black tape on the camera when he was toobin!”

by Chuggachamp October 20, 2020

Toobin

Toobin is being in the act of masturbation while on a company phone call such as a zoom meeting.

Toobin during a Zoom meeting is pretty normal. Everyone does it!

by Garchomp2020 October 21, 2020