Tooled

an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick

vulgar slang for tool: a penis

i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings

"he's tooled... never she's tooled"

by tooled July 31, 2006

tooled out

being "creeped out" by one who displays toolish characteristics.

Im soooo tooled out by him right now.

"I'm so big you can't see me"= tooled out

by tool of the day April 14, 2008

tooled up

to drink numerous shots of different varieties in 1 location then proceed out to plunder women

We all got tooled up at Slick's house then hit the town to smash some sluts.

by Marrowpants March 17, 2009

tooled out

used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.

Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.

by Onetrickpony May 15, 2006

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

tobedawg

Immediately needing an emergency circumcision after getting your foreskin caught on the bunkbed.

Last night Toby had a bad dream and pulled a tobedawg.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

tooled out

A person or object that has achieved a subordinate level of the traits associated with the word "tool".

The pink razor phone that Kyna bought is "tooled out" because the Matt and everyone else had the phone last year. The pink color magnifies this in its blatent homage to the sorority girl.

by Matt/Kyna May 16, 2006