ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones
"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."
by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021
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Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'
Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires
by BPuddin June 19, 2021
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too many moving parts

Used to say that an idea or project won't work because it's too complex
I'll never be able to do this project, there's too many moving parts !!
by Colombine April 20, 2017
mugGet the too many moving partsmug.

Too Many sweet pickles

Slang expression used on the islands in the Puget Sound West of Seattle. Describes a state of temporary dementia or delusion (often caused by chemical intoxication).
Man, I think I'm seeing things...

Too many sweet pickles...
by Vashhole November 10, 2009
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