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Ton-o-Fun

A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.
You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.
by A-Man March 31, 2005
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ton(e) loc

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.
After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.
by KB :) June 23, 2003
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Ton-Ton

To cut open a living being, usually an animal, and get inside to use their body heat for warmth. (Sometimes used as a angry threat to annoying people during times of extreme cold.)
Han Solo preformed an emergency ton-ton procedure using a lightsaber in order to keep Luke Skywalker alive on the frozen planet of Hoth.
by Trout Reagan June 13, 2007
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ton loc

Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.
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Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.

After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.
by KBKBKB June 24, 2003
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Ton Brick

Bro 1: "She dropped two ton bricks on my chest"

Bro 2: "She shit on your chest? Yum"
by goldeagle_tuy January 10, 2017
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ton mere

Your Mom translated into french. The phrase is usually used as an insualt and is quite hilarious.
Ton Mere avec le fromage.
Leonard: Les oeuf!!!!
Lex: Dans Ton Mere!!!
Ton Mere is a milf.
by Lex M July 20, 2008
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ton(e) loc

by T Bags January 23, 2005
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