tomas kalnoky

Singer in the bands Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, and Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution.

Very hot and a musical genius.

I'd fuck Tomas Kalnoky any day of the week

by Rude girls have more fun December 8, 2007

Tio Tomas

The Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom; a sellout to his people who likes to suck up to the white oppressors.

"Can you believe that punk Marco Gutierrez with his Latinos for Trump group? What a Tio Tomas!"
"Yeah no kidding. What's next, Blacks for David Duke?"

by Nicholas D September 5, 2016

Tomas Kalnoky

God

I beleive in and pray to the all powerful Tomas Kalnoky nightly.

by depento April 8, 2009

Tomas Kalnoky

Backbone of such influential ska bands as: Catch22 and Streetlight Manifesto. Composed and wrote all songs on both albums, comprising each with emotional and intelligent lyrics while reinventing a style of music while molding in other genres. A god among musicians and fans.

I wasn't gay until I saw Tomas Kalnoky play but I believe now - I want him to have my babies.

by Tim J November 4, 2004

Toma Rnk

Toma RNK

Forum slang for "awesome leader".

Helpful to all. Can also refer to someone being caustic and/or opinionated.
Usually shortened to Toma.
Someone who loves Hockey.

Noob: I cannot figure this out. The HTML isn't working right. THE FORUM'S BROKE?!

Bob: No prob, I can help you out! *fixes*

Noob: Thank you, Toma RNK!

by Nothockeyotaku January 3, 2010

dirty tomas

when the male positions him self under the female n sticks his hand up the vagina n comes out the other end(bunhole)

i heard bob gave his wife the ol' dirty tomas

by tomasy February 27, 2009

tomas kalnoky

The god of ska. Went from being in Gimp at 15 (a band resembling Nirvana) to Catch-22 at 16. Writing every song on the album Keasbey Nights at ages 16-18 and putting the CD out at 18. Then Went on to make the best acoustic ska band ever at age 22, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution. Then the same year forming the band Streetlight Manifesto with ex-catch 22 members and ex-one cool guy members. Tomas wrote the music and lyrics to the most incredible ska cd out, Everything Goes Numb. The bands new cd is set to release this year titled Somewhere in the Between.

I seriously would fuck him and I'm completely straight.

"Hey man you listen to any Tomas Kalnoky bands?" "Yeah if I didn't I'd probably end up in hell" "Let's go jack off to Kalnoky" "Ya and then sacrifice some emo kids to him"

by rudeboyben September 7, 2007