TLDM

thug lives don't matter

"Another deadly weekend in Chicago."
"Yawn. TLDM."

by PING PONG BOB September 3, 2016

TLDR

Used in response to someone who believes that they are intellectually superior to others and therefore writes long winded, unnecessary opinion pieces on their social media accounts in order to hammer home the fact that they think only their insight on a subject matters.

TLDR

by captainunicorn September 23, 2016

TLDR

too liberal, didn't read.

Someone sent me a link to Obama's life of julia trash, so I had to say TLDR.

by tylertown2312 August 20, 2013

TLDNS

instead of too long did not read ( TLDNR ), too long did not suck ( TLDNS )
When you didnt receive a blowjob, use TLDNS as an excuse

Mayne i heard Sharon didnt suck your dick last night
TLDNS

by smoove13 April 20, 2010

TLDC

Acronym for "too long, don't care".

Used following an exntrenuous monologue.

(Fred monologues Sally on emperor penguins and their impact on the presidential race)

Sally: "Fred, TLDC."

by UDMastermind September 3, 2016

tlDR

1. text length DESTROYED RETINAS!

2. text length DESTROYS RETINAS!

1. I actually read all that, but tlDR (text length DESTROYED RETINAS!) Im blind Im blind!!

2. Dude, Im not going to read that because your tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS)!

3. Warning: tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS!)

by AGNT009 February 26, 2011

tldr

What u say when u read Octavian's posts on teh forums.

"I AM EMPOERER OCTIAVIAN AND MY GUILD IS A ZERG GUIL AND WE ARE....
...

...

SO THERE TO ALL OF YOU BLAH!!!1"

"zomg, tldr!"

by tehanteetar March 1, 2005