fuck all the women and drink all the beer

To take full advantage of a party.

I'm here to fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

Back on the women

When your friend proclaims that it's finally time to get back to having sexual intercourse with women, after numerous adventures with members of the same gender.

Ryan said that the time has come, he is finally back on the women.

by Galanonim February 23, 2021

the womanizer effect

a pavlovian response to the post-chorus of britney spears' "womanizer" as a result of several "fancams" with said portion of song playing over visuals of a celebrity, generally posted on popular social media platform Twitter. sufferers report finding the subjects of said "fancams" more attractive with the audio, as well as arousal at the mere audio with no further visual.

i think i suffer from the womanizer effect. every time i hear that part of the song, i involuntarily drool.

by NyckelsFan27 September 24, 2020

The Wolman

when u tie a bitch down to a lunch table and start tickling her with a feather. when she starts laughing u get serious and ask "do u think this is a joke". when she says no and starts begging u for mercy u shove ur equipment in her mouth and tell her to stop apologizing. when she stops apologizing, take a gallon of chocolate milk and dump it all over her groin. then get up and leave.

i was sitting on the toilet minding my own business when my husband walked in and did the wolman on me

by dickcheese33 June 12, 2018

All the women are orgasming at the same time

Says Sad Dad...

Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Fuck all the women and drink all the beer

Something often said. It means their gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

I'm gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

by Rebel2012 June 29, 2020

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024