Toad.

Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.

Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs

by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020

Toad

Something you call anyone that has contracted Genitial warts , so your friends know not to have sex with them

*hot girl walks up*
guy 1: Hey whats up ... by the way this is my friend toad.
guy 2: you son of a bitch
guy 1: HAHAHAHA
hot girl: huh whats toad?

by wesley =) November 13, 2006

toad

a noun, commonly used to describe a horndog. derived from the amphibian more commonly known as the horny toad, toad is oftenly used as a noun describing horniness

omg he's sucha toad! he just wants it all the time.

by jblo February 10, 2007

toad

Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"

Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)

by obus August 5, 2006

toad

(n) nDMT, n5-Meo-DMT - Psychedelic compounds which occur naturally in hundreds of plants and animals worldwide. The most prominant being Banisteriopsis Cappi, Yopo beans, and certain breeds of tree toad.

"That was some bomb toad."

by meanmidget April 15, 2004

Toad

Annoying ass guy in mario games.

I let Toad die

by FlabbyPancakeSause October 9, 2018

toaded

The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.

"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."

by Monstermac77 June 5, 2011