smurf

UN Soldiers, Term derived from the characteristic blue helmets.

Oh great, here come the Smurfs.

by wodnerduck October 2, 2004

smurfs

meth heads or associates of meth heads that go around different drugstores to buy pseudoephedrine to sell to those cooking crystal meth

guy 1: gotta hit up angie and pete before we cook the crystal
guy 2: why?
guy 1: they're smurfs bro, they got all the pseudo we need

by domingo_girl August 18, 2011

smurfed

Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."

Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

smurf

Term used in online gaming to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Term was coined by Warcraft legend "Shlonglor."

We lost to those smurfs: they were better than we thought they would be.

by GringoSuperStar June 2, 2003

Smurfed

To get wacked in the face with a penis

My friend Smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking....

by Jenny September 6, 2004

Smurfing

When a pro player makes another account to play with noobs instead of other players

OMG THAT D00d is `SMURFING

by CitizenFOffie June 7, 2018

Smurfing

1. When a person dips their penis and/or strap-on in blue paint and slaps it against the naked body of a little person until said little person is "blue" and/or until one or both partners reaches orgasm.

2. When a man injects blue dye into his scrotum and orgasms all over a little person, getting blue "paint" all over the little person. This action usually is followed by a trip to the ER to examine the possibly leaking scrotum.

"Dude, I totally smurfed in her face last night."
"Nice! What'd you do after?"
"Got her to drive me to the hospital! My balls were wet as FUCK. It hurt like shit. She was so turned on that I was smurfing in her hand on the drive to the hospital."

by Fan123456789 February 5, 2018